ghost turkey

Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.

"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."

by Tomblazer August 13, 2017

Ghost Chauffeur

What you would call a person who opens a door from the other side while you simultaneously try to push your side of the door; causing a startling reaction for both parties.

I got so Ghost Chauffeured on the way into the bathroom today, scared the shit outa' me!

by Dontfuckwithchuggo March 29, 2011

Blue Ghost

Blue ghosts were strong little yokes that were circulating around Galway, Ireland back in 2012. They were the shape of the blue ghost from the pacman game and were probably the best yokes going around at that time.

"Man these mitsubishi's are shit, I miss blue ghosts"
"Remember that rave yonks ago where I was making serious shapes on the dancefloor, what did we have that night"?
Answer "Blue Ghosts"

by Violet Ghost February 17, 2022

ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

by Half shaft September 27, 2015

Butt Ghost

The lingering warmth of someone else's butt on a toilet seat.

I couldn't use that toilet because it has someone's butt ghost on it

by AuricGodshawk April 14, 2019

gonorrhea ghost

A type of spooky ghost that can haunt you in the form of giving you gonorrhea

Typical haunting location: bathrooms

"HOLY SHIT LAUREN! THE GONORRHEA GHOST IS IN THE THIRD STALL! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

by Liv_pagano June 12, 2017

Destinite :ghost:

This one name destinite and then ghost emoji chaddest kaisa enjoyer also they have a crush on yordles like doaenel and I quote "let me tell you why fucking yordles is meta" Also they peaked 4.7 in overwatch and have a MASSIVE ego

random plat peaker: OMG, THAT WINSTON SO GOOOOD HE MUST BE THAT ONE 4.7 PEAK YODLE IMPREGNATOR

4.3 peak owpd edge lord: that winston so bad

*destinite summons*
Destinite :ghost: :" I legit smurf ur peak and fuck your yordle mother" + "ratio + L Bozo + Yordle hotter"

by laptoplord February 15, 2022