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Masturbate FUCKER

1. To touch your gay's dick!

2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.
1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?

Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!

2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!
by I'll eat you March 29, 2021
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AUTISTIC FUCKER

There so autistic that they fucker
"Auah8aiaiakdksemmskawk as shjajsaqlalkahsabsba me want momma miwkies and shart poop bumhole" proceeds to explosively shit themselves

They so autistic that they need to be autistic fucker
by Autisictrteadrdd August 30, 2022
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Rabbit fucker

A certain individual who is so ugly they are hard to look at, normally people named “Connor.”
That’s some ugly rabbit fucker
by The myth the legend April 28, 2022
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bald fucker

a bald fucker is a person that has cancer, and has a clean ass head
person 1: lmao look at that bald fucker

person 2: dude chill out, she has stage 4 cancer
by Susextrovert November 18, 2021
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pig fucker

everybody's favorite fat sister in law
"pig fucker ruined dinner again tonight!"
by causalty of war October 1, 2009
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Pumpkin Fucker

A homo hobo that goes around on Halloween and fucks pumpkins and steals Carmel flavored apples from little kids not any older then 9, sometimes he rapes them and fucks the shit out of his pumpkin. In general he beats out like 78,000000000 pumpkins every Halloween. the day after Halloween he gets all the ones he left behind
by Dilldo dilldo February 21, 2009
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pastry fucker

When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.

Paul Espinosa.
Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker
by I_LOVE_SAGGY_BOOBS December 25, 2004
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