Feather Reduction

When you get a somewhat appearance altering haircut.

He got a crazy feather reduction yesterday.

by Simulation735 March 25, 2024

Featherbeard

A bot on the social media platform GroupMe who has an odd dislike for the name Rudolph.

“Use Featherbeard to purge all them people.”
“Nah man, Featherbitch called my momma a hoe.”

by statistics April 1, 2024

Father

He only because a father after he fucked all the women.

Hym "Yeah it sounds good to a piece of shit father but who gives a shit what you think you all think you're better than anyone who ISN'T that but you're a piece of shit who doesn't amount to anything. I'M THE REASON you're great grand kids won't have to push that fucking rock up the hill and THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHO DID IT FOR THEM! BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOUR DADDY! Because your daddy was LESS! DON'T LET THEM THROW YOUR KIDS LIFE IN THE GUTTER! THEY'LL DO IT TO ME, THEY'LL DO OT TO YOUR KIDS, AND THEY'LL DO IT FOREVER!"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

father stew

A guy who likes little kids and is a catholic priest. He is a pedophile and is a close friend to Big Dick Randy

Father stew is coming for u.

by Yung Chingus May 7, 2024

Father of all Motherfuckers

An album released by Green Day can be easily recognized by the unicorn on the album cover. The main theme of this album is indie rock, or most likely horny.

Graffitia is my favourite song off Father of All Motherfuckers

by worldfamousdish June 4, 2024

Fatherless

You.

You are fatherless.

by penpalll June 4, 2024

Fatherlessness

Hey, you know what ALSO coincides with the average income by race?

Hym "You see it, right? The fatherlessness rate by race... Coincides with with the average income by race (inversely)... Which ALSO COINCIDES... With the average DICK SIZE by race! They're just fucking the fat-cocks indiscriminately! Look at this fucking guy I work with... He looks like Taylor Swifts stalker. The literal difference between being Taylor Swifts stalker and fucking all the women is a fat-cock. It's literally that. Critical fat-cock theory: The ultimate and most-correct dating theory! And then they run out of fat-cocks... And they're like 'WhErE dId AlL tHe GoOd mEn Go!?' 😭 (👈right there is the fat-cock withdrawal)"

Wahmen "Well maybe if you give me access to all of your money... Indefinitely... And continue to do that even if I stop fucking you... THEN... Then I'll fuck you..."

Hym "Nope! Not happening bitch! You get the fuck right up out of here with that shit! You need to fuck. And then you can have a wage proportional to performing the task. Correct again bitch! Correct again!"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024