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dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.
"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning
by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025
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Dookie Chip

When you have diarrhea and you dont wipe, then after a couple days it dries up and you peel it off like a chip,
Bungledash watched frankfurt have diarrhea, he then suggested that frankfurt would let it dry so they could enjoy the dookie chip.
by DA Big curly May 24, 2025
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dookieplex

a pain inducing laxative
liz took dookieplex
by bj lips August 23, 2025
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Dookie butt

by yourabsolute August 25, 2025
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Dookie Don

This refers to the 47th President of the United States of America and the sly reference of how he wears a diaper and shits in it often. It's public knowledge with pictures of famous people holding their noses or making stinky faces.
Damn! You shat yourself like Dookie Don!
by rotaecho September 14, 2025
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Dookenheimer

Where you have diarrhea and pss on it making it look like an explosion
I just pulled a dookenheimer in the woods
by Seniormonkey September 21, 2025
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Dookie Doggie Nipples

When somethings so ass you gotta compare it to a dogs dookie ass nipples
Friend 1: Bro ms Smith is making is goon AGAIN
Friend 2: bro this shit so dookie doggie nipples
by G0B3IN September 24, 2025
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