Turkey Dangler

Abnormally large vagina lips that, in their natural state (i.e. unclothed), resemble a turkey's waddle (i.e. the piece of skin that dangles from the turkey's beak). This does not occur in all women, just the ones with gigantic ax wounds.

Dude, that porn slut's turkey dangler is as big as my dad's work glove. Jesus.

by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008

dingleling

a cute nickname for a dick

"is your dingleling hard"

"i wanna suck your dingleling"

by Alchiwhore4life December 11, 2004

women's dingleberries

When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also known as: vag grapes.

See also: vag grapes

Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive women's dingleberries.

by Unappropriate citizen March 6, 2010

Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.

Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.

by Smashed February 24, 2003

dingleberries

faeces stuck to your bum hairs.

'Alright! Who used my toothbrush to clean their dingleberries?'

by tafka April 18, 2004

dingleberries

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

Dingleberry Buffet

A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!

He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009