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Canadian Bar Mitzvah 

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.
Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

Canadian Beaver Tail 

While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.
Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.

Canadian Oil Rig

When the man is upside down resting his shoulders on the floor with his bottom facing up while his partner drills his in a downward motion.
John gave him the old Canadian Oil Rig
Canadian Oil Rig by ManCaveUser January 14, 2022

Canadian Hymen 

When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot
I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job
Canadian Hymen by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022

Canadian forces 

The ones ignorant enough to train cadets to starve them
The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.
Canadian forces by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Canadian forces 

Insist on committing friendly fire with their war on porn dehistorification
Fuck cf and the Canadian forces
Canadian forces by Cody5050 January 27, 2022