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Four Post Bed

Four gay men going home to have sex with eachother.
The four gay guys at the restaurant went home to engage in a four post bed sesh.
by Lolobug May 5, 2013
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breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed
by kcdawg May 7, 2016
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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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Sweating the bed

When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.
-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"
by Rotor-Power July 29, 2016
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moist the bed

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?
by marconorman97 May 16, 2016
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Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.
Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.
by HS----8 March 11, 2017
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curry in bed

me: yo man i ate the best curry in bed yesterday
friend: damn dude toss some garam masala my way next time
by zootmenoot March 23, 2017
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