ANAL PROSPECTOR

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.

Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

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encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!

Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.

by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016

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anal jugs

butt cheeks.

Another word for buttfuck horrible.

The quality in this video is seriously anal jugs

by djdkbdidhs July 13, 2023

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Anal Typewriter

When you line up 4+ people butt up and you preform anal sex, one pump per person and moving left to right and at the final person you slap their butt and yell “Ching” and restart the process.

I had four women in my room last night and I didn’t know what to do with them all so I decided to preform an anal typewriter.

by Roy McHebroid March 25, 2019

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