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Myspace head

1. Simply put, someone who spends an unhealthy amount of time on the myspace friends/network website. Signs of a "myspace head" are people who seem to be on every time you or a friend logs in to check something, someone who hides their online status while having thousands of friends and hundreds of comments from e-strangers, and people who's entire social life (friends, conflicts, etc) can be tied to myspace.

2. Someone who takes a great amount of pictures in provocative clothing/posses, yeilding a huge of amount of comments in return, but in person they are hidden in plain sight and do not try to stand out at all.
1. "Lauren, who cares that Jasmine left a comment on Lisa's page saying Jake cheated on her with William, while William has a comment right under hers denying the whole thing, and saying to look a Jacob's page. You're on your cell phone with Maria and talking about myspace...just talk to her on myspace about myspace. You're a damned MySpace head."

2. Guy: John...isn't that the girl that just friend requested you on myspace earlier today?
John: Can't be, the girl on myspace was definitely more stacked...and maybe shorter.
Guy: No, look...she has the same lip and nose piercing. Damn she looked like more of a flirt on myspace...I hope that isn't her boyfriend's hand she's holding either.
John: Oh na, she gotta chill, if she leave the house looking like that and already has a man, why is she showing out on myspace? I'm deleting her fake ass tonight.
by trus May 29, 2008
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Heading to Craigsville

An expression used in place of, "We're fucked." Commonly used on Jump Mountain during bear season when hunters have lost their dogs and the sun is rapidly setting.
"Well, we lost our dogs when we were chasin' a bear, so I guess we're heading to Craigsville."
by APkid January 21, 2009
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work head

When you supposed to be doin yo job but a ratchet hoe of an employee decide she tryna suck that fat meaty cock
I saw this Arab guy at target getting work head instead of doing his damn job but I wasn't even mad I was proud!
by chrispaulcurry February 3, 2014
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Head Juice

Leak bodily fluids from eyes, nose or mouth. Can include the sensation of 'leaking' from the head when tripping.
1. Mop up your head juice from laughing so much, dude!

2. Pass the tissues. I feel like I am drowning in my own head juice from these 'shrooms.
by Diz-nit October 6, 2009
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Hollow Head

A foolish individual who is figuratively regarded as possessing a head with nothing in it because of their hypothetical lack of intelligence or "brains".
Your such a hollow headed hypocrite that you started a fight almost faster than you stopped.
by Benedict336 April 15, 2015
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spooky head

The process of receiving a blowjob in a place of haunted or “spooky” origin.
“Yo did you hear about gage last night?”
“No what happened?”
“He said he got spooky head last night and he got his ectoplasm all over!”
by Somali_boonkers December 29, 2017
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Byrd Head

a girl dat acts really ditzy or dum

See:byrd
son i cant stand all dese byrd heads.
yo son she a byrd head
by KaSa STaTuS February 5, 2005
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