Jiffy John

More commonly known as a "Porta Potty"
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.

Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*

by GHUBZ October 20, 2012

John Squire

God.

John Squire needs a church

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care for his/her love ones. Someone who often cracks corny and nonsense jokes. A personality that's wholesome and extraordinary. That do things which suited them the best.

I wanted to have mar john for a lifetime.

by Keiyn June 9, 2021

John Nintendo

The personification of the Nintendo video game company. This imagined individual is solely responsible for all decisions made by the company, and can thus be targeted for any grievances in the larger gaming community.

The term appears to originate from content creation collective Vinesauce -- the founder, Vinny's, channel specifically.

"I can't believe John Nintendo is charging seventy dollars for a Gamecube port."

by lyricalllama June 17, 2023

John Bernard

Pogi/Gwapo

John Bernard is Pogi na gwapo pa

by anonymous October 19, 2021

thicc john

A thicc John is a person with a outstandingly large ass.

Did you see him what a thicc John.

by Waspiswhy January 9, 2020

Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021