portable woman

A woman of small stature, as defined by Theo Von.
"I like a tall woman, but I also like me a portable woman." -Theo Von
by RodJammerJR February 06, 2024
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Hole of a woman

A woman you date that can't converse with you unless she thinks it for the approval of another person, but sex with her is strange and interesting because her Virgina is tigghter than other women but she's slept with 392 men unprotected. That's not including repeat offenders
I can't believe I almost got shot at Sturgis because someone wanted this hole of a woman. The bitch likes arts and craft counts money and eats glue.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
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woman wallet

A tri-fold wallet that you can put your roll of quarters and cash into.

AKA: Crusty Coin Purse
Him: What should I do with my roll of quarters?

Her: You can use my woman wallet!
by Blissmydog April 17, 2018
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Fat Jelous Atacker Woman

A inconscient bitch of her own ridicule and of really facts. She is worthless, but thinks that is desirable for men and goes often (due to her high libido) to social market make victims. Of course she only gets leftovers, authistic men, low life's, losers who end up with this fat escalade in a dress. The more ridiculous is the fact that she thinks that she is doing something Investisting in social life.

Plus, this mediocre, jelous and laz human, often bullies and atackes beautiful, slim, hot, tall, firm women, randomly in the street, with her code words. Always cowardly.

They feel this need in order to feel less inferior. But the fact is that they don't accept reality!
Look, a FJAW change her direction to come and attack us! That's a Fat Jelous Atacker Woman!
by Defender9020 August 27, 2023
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ARE YOU STUPID WOMAN?!

Little Mix's ex-member Jesy Nelson once said to Little Mix member Perrie Edwards "ARE YOU STUPID WOMAN" because Perrie couldn't get what Jesy drew, which was fish and chips, and thought it was fish and noodles because they were in Japan at that time.
Jesy Nelson: What is this? *Points At Drawing*
Perrie Edwards: uh.. FISH AND NOODLES *Timer Goes Off*
Jesy Nelson: ARE YOU STUPID WOMAN?!
by DCDAMI May 18, 2021
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the womanizer effect

a pavlovian response to the post-chorus of britney spears' "womanizer" as a result of several "fancams" with said portion of song playing over visuals of a celebrity, generally posted on popular social media platform Twitter. sufferers report finding the subjects of said "fancams" more attractive with the audio, as well as arousal at the mere audio with no further visual.
i think i suffer from the womanizer effect. every time i hear that part of the song, i involuntarily drool.
by NyckelsFan27 September 24, 2020
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Woman (Men)

They're traps and men.
Mostly fake lolies that edp likes to watch.
Yo you heard shes a Woman (Men)?

Bro, no way, is she like Jeralyn?
by tecclol June 01, 2022
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