Oak Trees For Life

A statement made by a person who will die to protect the destruction of any single oak tree.
by nonameslefttouse October 14, 2008
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yellow tree dick

She’s a keeper, she took that yellow tree dick to the back of her throat like it was nothing.
by The 5nowman June 13, 2020
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Ethiopian Christmas tree

Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.
Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.
by Babalua November 07, 2012
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Gee, I'm a Tree

Slang for "Geometry." Used by slightly cooler people.
Bob: What math class are you taking this year?
Sally: Gee, I'm a tree!
Bob: o___O
by Humstrada November 24, 2009
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tree gang war

An ungodly war of tree shooting up one another only to be stopped by the tree god who then planted all of them in the ground.
Man that Tree Gang War was thicc af.
by PossiblyGodJkHeDoesntExist September 04, 2017
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human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.
A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.
by lead dog millionaire October 04, 2013
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tree surgeon banter

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.
I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter
by thetruthsayer June 09, 2015
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