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Dick Toucher

Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Dick toucher
Person 1: Oh
Martin: Did you feel the heat, cause you just got BURNED!
Dick Toucher by dicktouchinginc November 4, 2012

ginger child toucher 

Someone with flame red hair who touches children. Typically someone who drives a red Corsa and makes cereal for a living.
ginger child toucher by BrynRob88 October 1, 2020
A response to a comeback in a conversation if the comeback was actually true.
James: "You're a dumbass."
Paul: "At least I broke 800 on the SATs, dumbass."
James "Truche; I am a dumbass."
Truche by Rusty Steelrod April 20, 2009

Touchypeggs 

I'm just away to brush my Touchypeggs
Touchypeggs by Steniiiiiiii May 25, 2009
"dude i'm fuckin tooched"
tooched by Dank Magician December 8, 2013
The state of being really mad at someone, or something. But either way being angry.
"That bitch cheated on me."
"You sad?"
"No, I'm just torched!"
Torched by Courtney_aint_cool September 1, 2017