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The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
by Zeuleus June 23, 2025
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Bread Things

bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top
by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005
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the thing go skrraaa

Wut da fuk? i even didnt understand what the hell it is
The thing go SKRRAAA
papapakaka skidiki papa and the boom boom boom
by namague October 28, 2017
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bounce off your thing

when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.
He tabling- bounce off your thing.
by the 13th sin. August 3, 2021
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The hardest thing

My vainly ahh dihh
Yo he’s hard as shit that has the to be the hardest thing I’ve ever seen.
by Why is ever handle used April 11, 2025
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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My bf said “let’s go on the spinny thing with the baskets” so I looked at him disappointedly and asked “the Ferris wheel?”
by Shoodoodoo July 30, 2019
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