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Netflix and Fuck

when you want to be entirely honest with your your partner you want to fuck while enjoying Netflix. much less deceiving than 'Netflix and Chill'.
Man: Hey baby, wanna Netflix and Fuck?
Woman: Sure why not
by Inapropro Man May 13, 2016
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twi-fucks

The crazies that stand outside a movie theater for 5+ hours waiting for the new twilight movie to start.
Did you see that line at the theater? It went all the way to the Corner Bistro!
Yeah I saw that, stupid twi-fucks!
by Stoney Beers July 7, 2010
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puppet fucked

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.
Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.
by j$.devops August 18, 2016
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Stat Fucked

When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.
"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.

(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)
by DNG1981 January 2, 2011
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Gutful of Fuck

A term used when you contribute nothing of use to a conversation or game.
Luke knew he had no chance in the game of bullshit...so he threw in a gutful of fuck and hoped for the best!
by Spartacusallen July 5, 2012
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high as fuck

You are, aren't you. Come on, no one looks up high as fuck on the computer unless they are.
by ImAshroom May 30, 2008
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fuck this shit

What people say when they give up at something out of frustration
Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.

Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!
by Big LJ October 6, 2006
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