‘A mr Bell’ is when a old man ejaculates on a women’s forehead until his bellend is sore like a rock
A mr Bell Example 1 ‘You’re getting a mr Bell so hard you’re forehead might as well be ocean of semen for my sore cock
by Razorbawz2 June 5, 2018
Get the a mr bellmug. 
Singaporean Academic + Anatomical Disorder Slang
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Billy: bro i studied until my foreskin peeled
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
by anonymous May 5, 2025
Get the Bell Curvemug. The Bum-Bell-Bee broken down for y'all
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
by Ya boi Rasheed March 17, 2019
Get the Bum-Bell-Beemug. “wow! you have perfect brows! Totally pulling a bells today!”
“your brows are awful right now! your totally pulling a cody! don't worry we will wax them for you and leave you with a bells!”
“your brows are awful right now! your totally pulling a cody! don't worry we will wax them for you and leave you with a bells!”
by pairyhenis11 January 25, 2021
Get the bellsmug. 
Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.
“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
Get the Church-Bellmug.