Lakewood Catholic Academy

A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.

You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.

"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."

by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 6, 2022

Adventure Academy

Something the creators of ABCmouse.com made that targets older kids (by older, I mean 8-13)

"Bruh I'm over 13 and I don't have kids stop showing me Adventure Academy ads"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Ormiston Maritime Academy

A shit ass school. Has about 20 strict teachers that should of retired 2 decades ago.

Ormiston Maritime Academy is quite unique but a shit school

by Your_mom_in_my_bed September 11, 2022

Rowland academy

Rowland academy is a bitch ass school that I had to suffer in for 4 years. I met a lot of people and I made tons of friends…. But I made more enemy’s. The lunch sucks, the school is trash and every floor the halls and classes looks the same. Right now I’m in high school and I’m telling you John harris high school is definitely way better. All these story’s we’ve been hearing about it some are true and some aren’t. If you really want to survive don’t be a pussy. And don’t let people talk shit about you or you I’ll prob get jump. (I just realized that I changed the whole subject) But what I’m trying to say is Rowland academy is a horrible middle school go to marshal or something. Idk you do you. I just had to say this.

Rowland academy sucks.

by Idk man don’t ask me October 24, 2022

Somerset canyons academy

Somerset academy canyons is a hell hole. do not attend somerset in your life you will regret it with you whole life. some people there are kinda annoying but some of the people there are cool. but ms helfand and ms garvin are W teachers if we are being honest with you. lol

Somerset canyons academy is crazy fr

by pooooooooooooooooopie head November 15, 2022

SMC Academy

A school where everybody strokes there cocks and who ever last the longest has the highest grade.

Jeff:Aye bro how long did you last for
John:A long ass time I think I got an A+
SMC Academy on top

by TWO CUP DEM November 20, 2022

Alva Academy

A really bad school with teachers who are utterly useless beyond imagination.

"This computing teacher is awful!"
"Yeah, she must be from Alva Academy!"

by thecatdoesnotgooof May 2, 2022