When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.
Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.
by Seah0rse November 25, 2025
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This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020
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What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.
by Poopness November 9, 2010
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I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.
by Juancabeza May 19, 2025
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Get the Zombie mug.A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018
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