Suicide

The thing I'm going to do if I don't pass my science exam

Suicide: After he checked his grade he shot himself with a gun in the head therefore leaving him bleeding out on the floor and if he hadnt already died from the gun shot he would die from blood loss, atleast he doesn't have to take anymore fucking exams agian.

SIDE NOTE:

Dont kill yourself pls
U have lots to live for and there are people who love you

by ChestnutSalmon December 8, 2021

suicide

something you shouldn't joke about cause it only makes it worse for someone.

she was done. she committed suicide

by your mum/therapist December 12, 2021

Suicide Bonging

When you choose to end the life of your bong as well as add misfortune to another person's life by being hit by a flying bong.

Yo that guy down the street sucks so hard! I'm going suicide bonging at his front door later!

by merriam&websters dicktionary December 14, 2021

Suicide

I commited Suicide

BROO THIS SUICIDE SHIT IS FUN AS FUCKKK BROOO YOU SHOULD JOIN IN

by IndianCulture December 25, 2021

Suicide

Something i would most likely do due to me dying in everything other than real life.

Boy 1: Damn i died lemme kill my self
Boy 2: ya mean suicide?

by 1likebl@ckc0cks March 31, 2022

Suicide Belly

When your stomach hangs out over you waist, similar to a muffin top, but frontward facing

He’s been working on his fitness so his suicide belly has gone away

by OGCreed January 28, 2022

Suicide Sunday

The profound frustration, hunger and loneliness experienced by non-Europeans when absolutely nothing is open in Europe every single Sunday.

Worst offending cities: Geneva, Munich

I am so hungry, no supermarkets are open, how is it Suicide Sunday again?

by GenevaLyf January 29, 2022