Dylan

Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.

This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.

"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"

“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds”

“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”

by iGibby April 15, 2020

Dylan

A massively inconsiderate arsehole with intolerable behaviour. He is that bitch in your group that you cannot stand. He is that one whore that you wished didn’t exist

Dylan is such a fucking whore I hate him

by Hhhhhhhhhhijsjdhdbdbdnd April 18, 2020

Dylan

Mates with Craig Senna. Good F1 driver

Lauren: Dylan has a small cock
Craig Senna: I know right

by Lauren is sexy April 18, 2020

dylan needham

Ketty member licks assholes for £5

Dylan needham is a pagan

by Adolf mofohitla April 20, 2020

Dylan James Lane Lee

Kinda like slender man, tall, white and with little to no distinguishing features.

Girl: He’s so cool, what’s his name?
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.

Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW

by roxogirl April 22, 2020

Dylan

Pack bigger dips then lane and can kick anyone ass

Dylan is a bad bitch, don’t fuck with her

by @yessir February 15, 2020

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day

The day where you can give a nice kid named Dylan $10, right before he gets pummeled

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day is the best idea known to man

by DoubleTroubleGaming February 28, 2020