Beards

A man and a woman are both gay but they act as if they are a couple to cover up their true selves.

I know you are gay, we should be beards to cover everything up, ya know

by BM10 January 26, 2022

Pink Beard

The result of a man with a white beard performing cunnilingus on a woman while on her period.

Santa totally had mad pink beard after going down on Mrs. Claus.

by kelskilla August 28, 2012

Pussy Beard

A beard that resides on the pussy. It may be groomed in many different fashions such as a facial beard on men.

Brb big boy I have to groom my pussy beard

by Pussy Magic December 23, 2018

Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.

“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”

by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022

Dick Beard

Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.

Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.

by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018

Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2020

Vincent Beard

When you can’t grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.

“ yo bro nice beard 🔥”

“ thanks bro I used minoxidil “

“ Damn nigga 💀, do you got a Vincent beard 😂”

by Moosebrah September 23, 2022