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Blue Bagging

Holding a blue Forest Service bag below your asshole and taking a shit, usually done in the far depths of the wilderness to protect the environment and other adventurers' well-being. These are most common in snowy mountain environments where buried poop would become exposed again within a few weeks.
(National Forest Ranger): Thanks for signing into the climbing register! In case you haven't heard, there's no toilet on the mountain this year. Did you pick up some of our waste disposal bags?

(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...

(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.

(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.
by MountainClimber August 1, 2012
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douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.
This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.
by shendrix November 23, 2010
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Whoosh bag

A whoosh bag is somebody who acts very similarly to a douche bag but maybe just because they are high or drunk.
Yo that dude last night was a fucking whoosh bag
by Pfifedawg September 10, 2009
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bag of daggens

When a farmer is shearing a sheep and he puts the shit covered wool into a separate bag from the clean wool. The bag of shitty wool is called a bag of daggens. It can also be used in many different contexts when describing things.
That car is some bag of daggens.

If someone wanted to order a plain burger with no onions etc in a restaurant: "Could I get a burger with no daggens please?"
by DoctorCocktor1989 November 20, 2015
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felch bag

A demeaning insult used to put down others or to destroy character even more so than using the term duche bag. Related to felch. Following anal sex the male removes his penis from the females rectum. The male proceeds to insert a straw into his bitches ass hole... and sucks ejaculate out of the rectum in which it was deposited. This process is usually followed by a long passionate kiss. When you call someone this, you are telling them that they are dirty as fuck.
zip it ya felch bag

damn Alby ur the biggest fuckin felch bag i know
by Kutch January 10, 2009
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Bag of bricks

it means dead weight, you bring no value
You ain't nothing but a bag of bricks!
by Lady_Mega September 22, 2020
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Douche Bag

Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.

7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"

"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"

"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
by k-bomber September 26, 2012
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