An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.
*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."
by CatPlanet September 19, 2013
You've said that like a million times
by Double Decker Princess February 25, 2018
by Dr.michael..Jackson October 25, 2019
time for going to sleep
by pj March 03, 2004
An invisible concave barrier that separates Manitoulin Island, a place where it is perfectly acceptable to be drunk before noon, from the outside world.
When passing through this barrier, by means of swing bridge or boat, the time space continuum slows down due to the island's laid back attitude.
When passing through this barrier, by means of swing bridge or boat, the time space continuum slows down due to the island's laid back attitude.
1) Everyone is driving so slow!
"They can't help it, they're on island time."
2) Drinking? At this time in the morning?
"Relax, we're on island time now!"
"They can't help it, they're on island time."
2) Drinking? At this time in the morning?
"Relax, we're on island time now!"
by JohnnyWalksSlowly December 29, 2010
Someone that says they want to be alone but they can't.A man or woman that plays like a playa but honestly can't stand to let anyone go.A person that hates to be lonely but always says they want to be alone.Someone that wants to hang with you but can't enjoy it without complaining about never getting time for themselves..Someone that expects you to be available whenever they want..Someone that can't make a clear decision.
Man -- Johnny is such a time taker.He always wants me to be free to do what he wants.He can't commit.He is nothing but a time taker...
by looneyballoonie April 13, 2008
When you paint your genitals green , cover them in diced onions and visiously penetrate your significant others’ anus while screaming , “OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS”
by JMZOMBIES March 06, 2019