this isn't where I parked my car

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

by ginger87 March 8, 2010

Charlie don't surf

A brazen disregard for possible danger. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” A more thought provoking way of saying “fuck that!” or “I’m not worried”

pussy "You better watch out for that guy, he's looking for trouble."
dude "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"

by cwilly3 January 20, 2009

chicago t-shirt weather

1.When it is sunny, but not warm. Tempratures can range from freezing to chilly.

So-called because Chicagoans, who live under gray skies for about 70% of the year, break out summer clothes at any glimpse of sunshine.

Suprisingly, they are usually quite comfortable in t-shirts when it's 20 degrees Farenheit, as the long, harsh winters give them opportunity to become acclimated to bitter cold.

2. When winter is not quite over, but it's sunny and no longer snowy. Still cold enough for a jacket.

Damn, i left my coat at home because i thought it was warm out, but it's just Chicago t-shirt weather.

I'm so happy it's almost spring! The snow's finally starting to melt, and we've been getting Chicago t-shirt weather instead of blizzards.

by ((Kill)) Hannah July 24, 2008

ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

A statement of frustration said when one is about to say something and is interrupted abruptly; usually with a punch to the face.

Note: It has to be said in a non-enthusiastic, brittish, calm and polite manner, if you will.

Example:

Some guy: "Hello everyone, i'm here today to talk about... *PUNCHED IN THE FACE*

Same guy: "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

by JoãoPaulo November 13, 2007

Can't Sing for Shit

When your singing sounds so bad even shit doesn't want to hear it

Guy 1: Wow that guy sounds like a dying monkey!
Guy 2: He can't sing for shit

by sydlas January 25, 2016

if you can't beat them, join them

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.

If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.

by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016

You can't run from the rickshaw man

Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.

Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.

Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!

by Kevin Beckwith January 9, 2009