Brad Swanson

“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”

Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it

by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019

Hilary (Swank)

Having a wank in the shower

Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!

by Mar Mar Superstar February 21, 2020

Dirty Swanny

Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia

Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!

Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?

Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.

Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny

by Tricky_Dick_Nixon April 12, 2020

Dirty Swanndive

When you’re doing a girl in the butt and right before you cum, you squeal loud like a ferret and pull out so fast like a cork screw causing her to shit all over the bed.

Boy that Melanie sure looks stopped up. Looks to me like she needs a Dirty Swanndive to loosen her up.

by CableB June 5, 2020

summa swann

a sexy beast, aka me

bro summa swann is such a sexy beast, i wish i was her

by Jinnie Jinn Jin June 9, 2020

THE SWANSON

Getting a hand job from your Mother In Law

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.

by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020

Jacob swann

Jacob Swann is the bassist in chapter 13, and does backup vocals and sometimes vocal solos. He is very talented and is normally spotted by wearing an AC/DC cap.

Jacob Swann is so talented, I wish I could be as talented as him.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021