Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

hey spongebob what are yall eatin

YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

Sandy: hey spongebob what are yall eatin
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

by Mr. Squidward February 28, 2024

gravy sponge

A fat, unkempt woman whom vacuums up cum every chance she gets.

“Where’d becca go”?
“I saw that gravy sponge headin to the men’s restroom with some rando.”

by Monkeyjuggler March 4, 2024

shasha sooing

When someone who is typically already attractive, decides to edit pictures and videos of themselves to be much skinnier than humanly possible. The action will typically result in individuals having unnatural proportions in their posts. This is often as a result of insecurity, and editing is typically visibly unrealistic. Term started by youtuber Rebal D on March 14th, 2024

“Oh yea, her legs are definitely not that long, she’s shasha sooing”

by kass :D March 14, 2024

The Spongebob

Is when a person lies on the bed with their head hanging off of the side. Then their partner inserts their penis in their moth and they deep throat it. The person with the penis in their mouth then proceeds to take their hand and rub it on their throat while laughing like Spongebob SquarePants thoroughly massaging the penis..

“Did you hear that Jenny gave Kobe The Spongebob?”

by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024

The Sponge Effect

The Sponge Effect describes the situation where a person does an action, that they have done enough times to make it semi-automatic. Semi-automatic meaning that they do not remember the action in details subsequently.

Police officer: You just ran this red light. Do you acknowledge this?
Bicyclist: Sorry, I cannot do that, I don't remember the action. It might have been the sponge effect.

by Tehor006 March 28, 2024

booze sponge

Food you eat specifically at the end of a period of drinking

Please take me to Taco Bell on the way home. I could use a booze sponge.

by anonymous April 11, 2024