wet socked

To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.

"Sophie wouldn't put out out last night so I had to use my cum sock and smacked her

with it."

"Dude, you totally wet socked her"

by Pumps. December 28, 2013

sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere

-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.

by walcott August 20, 2008

SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER

FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.

by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010

Lad Socks

A pair of socks which are midway between the ankle and knee to best define the calves of the wearer. The socks are most commonly worn for basketball or tennis.

Check out Josh's lad socks, they match his nautica hat so well.

by Distroyer April 19, 2011

Socking Cheesestring.

Socking.
Cheesestring,
Basically, Just Like passing on sex diesases.

uncle richard "stop socking that cheesestring bitch" :L
"Iwasnt socking nothing, but my mum"! :L

Socking Cheesestring. :L

by Jem&Han October 29, 2008

vaginal sock

An insult made to call someone a sock that had entered a woman's vagina, a dirtier way to call someone a pussy

Guy 1: How was hanging out with jack?
Guy 2: ugh, he was being a total vaginal sock so I left

by BilboSwagginsTheBobbitt December 15, 2013

Looking for socks

The excuse given to your friends when you disappear into your bedroom for a quickie.

Man: Yo I'm back.
Friend: Dude were you two having sex?
Man: No dude, I was just looking for socks.

by pleasedgf October 9, 2011