The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
Get the smash repairsmug. YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?
Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!
HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by Bings March 5, 2024
Get the Richard I Just Smashed Your Phonemug. by Beaver dam Department of Memes August 16, 2025
Get the Beaver dam smash and dashmug. Wanna Smash refers to the game "Super Smash Brothers." When asked "Wanna Smash?" they are asking if you want to play the game.
by berriboy January 16, 2024
Get the Wanna Smash?mug. Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
by IT Dave November 25, 2014
Get the smashing the pigmug. A sound effect used when something breaks or gets thrown. It's also a type of punch used in wrestling.
by Wackycat April 21, 2019
Get the Smashmug. Where you get a sharpened rams horn and shove it deep into you lover Anal cavity until they say the phrase " Oh Mima my jermima!".
by Darkenstein mcberry June 21, 2014
Get the ram smashmug.