Sharking

To be a hoe

Basically talking to multiple people at once

Person 1: “I’m finna be sharking all summer!”
Person 2: “boy bye, you’s a lil goldfish.”

by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025

Shark week

When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good

That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week

by Bootypoopop October 6, 2021

Tiger Shark (Changed)

A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed

This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)

By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself

Stay away from tigersharks in the wild

Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"

Sailor 2: "Where"

Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"

Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"

Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"

Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."

Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror

--MISSING PERSONS LOG--

JACK CLOVERFIELD

OSCAR WALSH

--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--

--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--

--LEAD--

SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY

--ASSUMED DEAD--

>yes moderators the names are made up

by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023

swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

Shark

You know why ur here XDXD

Shark

by Momma xD hehe April 26, 2023

female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island October 11, 2015

Shark bait

A girl who walks into a body of water, on her period.

Bro, Oh my god, my friend pulled a shark bait last weekend.

by Cucl December 5, 2019