Slapp

Sound like a personal problem

My girl broke up with me bruh.
Me: Slapp
What
Me: Sound like a personal problem.
Fuck you

by Biyj February 4, 2021

Slapped

Irish slang for falling
Us Irish are very sarcastic so when we say we slapped off the ground it was probably only a tumble

“I slapped last night”
“Hahaha”

by Not Bobbi Cahill April 14, 2021

Slapper

When something is really good or funny.

Yo watching you fall off your bike was an absolute slapper.
Blaise coined the word slapper.

by AllHaleBlaise April 16, 2021

Slapper

a person, usually a woman, who dresses like and/or acts like a prostitute. Usually mature.

Person 1: Sandra is dressed like a right Slapper!

by DMJC26 May 15, 2021

Slappydildoblob

When someone whacks you with a wet dildo or stirs your food with it

Elliot slappydildoblob granny for eating the cheese

by The shaggy dog May 20, 2021

Slappies

When your bro or a stranger is at an adjacent urinal and needs help with getting the dew off the lilies.

"Hey bro, you need slappies?" "Yeah man, you?" "Yeah." *slaps* *slaps* "Thanks!" "No problem!

by SHTH34D May 26, 2021

Slappies

When two men are at adjacent urinals, it is common courtesy to ask if the man next to you needs slappies. Slappies is when you assist another man with "shaking the dew off the lilies" so-to-speak. You slap the man's d*ck to get the last few drops of urine out for him. It is also common for the slappee to ask the slapper if he would like slappies as well.

"Hey bro, need slappies?" "Yeah." "Ok!" *slaps* "Thanks man, do you need slappies?" "Yeah." *Slaps* "Thanks man." "No problem!"

by SHTH34D May 26, 2021