Simp Swipe

When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.

Faith just simp swiped me after I tried to hook up :(

by connerpppp November 1, 2020

Serial Simp

Someone that can never get a hoe fase because they keep simping for people and feel bad if they would do anyone else

Guy 1: you think Adrian's gonna hook up with a girl at that party>
Guy 2: no probably not, he's a Serial Simp

by Yoda Mester October 9, 2021

General of Simps

Brandon christopher Lane.

Boy 1. “did you hear about the General of simps?”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”

by fatghostlesbian February 18, 2020

Mega Simp

Grant

Grant is a Mega Simp for anime girls.

by Nice Cut G October 1, 2020

Stop it simp

Can you stop stalking me and go back to being a mat Bay simp

You are such and idiot stop it simp

by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020

Dorty SIMP

A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER

Oisin is a big dorty SIMP

by YouDortySlag July 27, 2020

Simp Supreme

A guy who would give up anything for some trash punani. Often disappears when drunk to go off and simp. Would even go as far as to miss a flight for a 1% chance at some worn out pussy.

Damn, that nigga Charles is Simp Supreme! He off in the wilderness simping again.

by the converse monster April 29, 2020