Headline Porn

The glorification of basic stories into a few exaggerated lines that make up a headline. It leads to the act of someone just reading the headlines of news stories, and needing just that to get a, mostly false, understanding of the story.

I just read the headlines and now I have a general fear of the world, I'm a headline porn addict.

by GOGPshow March 10, 2020

travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

Foreplay Porn

The porn you watch before watching the 'main' porn. "Foreplay Porn" is like a side quest in a video game.

"David R. edges on kemonomimi hentai before finishing on NTR h-doujinshi. David R. considers kemonomimi hentai to be 'Foreplay Porn' "

by Andrew E Cooper July 10, 2020

Dinosaur porn

Defined as: Porn that is classified as old, due to the: date, Low quality, and more active Porn Women

I grew tired of watching big booty thots get fucked by Young residents of the hood, so I went to dinosaur porn to see BeautyDior in

her prime.

Dinosaur Porn is defined as:Old porn

by Pussy Piper October 6, 2020

Turtle porn

A guy bad at sex

Mickey: " how is Tyler's dick game?"

Heaven:"It's like turtle porn, slow and boring"

by Grumpup March 23, 2017

rascal porn

The holy grail of gay porn,when two black male homosexuals also known as sweet street chocolate have intercourse while using a midget as a toy

Hey tyrone lets get together for some rascal porn

Sorry dashawn i cant get ahold of alex(midget)

by spring-sprung October 17, 2017

oven porn

Something or someone who is really attractive or sexy

Wow look at her that’s oven porn right there

by TBNRFRAGS October 26, 2017