Paid Mole

Someone who’s been paid (or benefits in some shady way) to infiltrate a group, workplace, or online community and secretly report back or stir things up from the inside.

“The paid moles are tweeting y’all. They been trying for days. But I move on what time? Ok bye—to the group chat you go.”
—Nicki Minaj (via X)

by kjeron May 27, 2025

Paradising

The present participle of *"Paradise"*, a nod to the verb *"to paradise"* which technically means "to turn into a paradise" or "systematically turning something adorable, heavenly, breath-taking".

"Shut up i'm paradising in my backyard."
"They spent paradising on their honeymoon."

by Jerem14. July 30, 2025

Paídandrist

a person who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against immature men.

‘She won’t settle for a man-child, she’s too much of a paídandrist for that!’
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by 90sylvanhlades August 20, 2025

Paid Influencers

With secret contracts!? I wonder what THAT'S all about.

Hym "None of you have had a positive impact on my life. You've made it worse because you ARE worse and for no other reason. No I do not have to try harder because you're an uppity incest freak and Jew lover who wants shit to get taken away from me. You paid influencers just got those kids killed again if it's the weaponized schizophrenia and lying and not talking about it isn't going to change that FACT. This is just more evidence I was right about your religion."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

paid actor

Someone who is instructed to exactly follow their parents' words, just because he is young enough to still be financed by his parents

Man, I'm tired of being my parents' paid actor with insanely strict screen time limits imposed by them. I'm only allowed to have 2 hours of screen time per day, which is only enough to speedrun the 1990 game "Ultima VI: The False Prophet" — and nowhere near enough to play any modern-day AAA video game.

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

paid bot

Someone who likes as many YouTube videos as possible and also subscribes to 500+ YouTube channels*

*compared to unpaid human YouTube watchers who only watch worthwhile YouTube videos

He's such a paid bot; he likes every video he watches and subscribes to over 500 channels just to keep his feed full, while I stick to quality content.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

Paid to lie

Oh no I know Jackie.

Hym "And not just paid to lie but paid to hint at what is actually the case, 'tell me what Iwant to hear,' read from of a script of things I've said previously, and blatantly insult and what you idiots are top stupid to understand is that he is passing off to you a joke about the inefficacy of affirmation therapy and the literal weaponization of schizophrenia as a legitimate legal or mental health tool."

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025