penis cheeks

1. The flaps of skin on either side of the slit of a penis

2. The chunks of skin on the head of a penis on the right or left of the opening of the urethra

John: "Dude Katie flicked her tongue inside of my penis cheeks when she gave me head last week!"

by Ejackson11 April 19, 2018

Penis injections

When you just slide that nasty sausage into the bun and squirt some nice and tasty ketchup in it!

Mmm that’s good!

I like penis injections

Penis injections are fun!

by NIKKEN September 7, 2021

Penis Enthusiast

noun. One with great love or appreciation for penis.

Eve loved penis to such an extent that she was known throughout the land as a penis enthusiast.

by JoeBiden1776 August 14, 2011

jap penis

small dick

joe; you have a jap penis
mark; what does that mean
joe; u have a small dick

by chinese penis July 7, 2018

penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

mike penis

a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis

Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike

by MC Niggerman December 26, 2020

Penis Rule

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.

Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?

by riga1tony May 27, 2009