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Strut Job

The act of secretly fondling the naughty parts of unsuspecting strangers while strutting.
" Oh snap! That guy just gave me a strut job! "
by Strutty McStruts1 January 22, 2014
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Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit
Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!
by GTFOMW July 21, 2011
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Trim Job

To cut or pluck a person's asshole hair with your teeth
by KindaTall July 17, 2016
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John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.
He did a John job on her!
by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019
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Jenkins Job

The act of slapping a pair of titties back and forth as if they were two tree tops swayin in a wind storm.
"Damn girl what happened?!!!"

"Oh you know, just enjoyed another Jenkins job!"
by KingRBBRducky March 29, 2016
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Steve jobs

Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.
Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs

Bob: sure thing
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Trim job

The act of getting a blowjob from a chick with chain-saw like teeth who also trims your pubes off at the same time
Dude have you seen Alana's teeth, she gives the best Trim jobs
by Funfunfun23 May 10, 2014
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