Shifty Nut

A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.

When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"

Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.

Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.

I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut

by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023

Sugar Nuts

A "pet name" of an adored or term of endearment for a significant other who has deliciously suckable, irresistible balls.

I use the name "Sugar Nuts" to refer to my Sweet-thang Aaron whose balls I could lick all day.

by bunnycakes November 12, 2010

gruff nuts

The small pieces of feces that get stuck in one's buttocks hair.

"I've got some itchy gruff nuts."

by Fat Burger February 21, 2003

chin-nuts

You got a dick in yo mouth.

That ho's got a hankerin' for some chin nuts.

by Jeff August 24, 2004

nut shelf

a small, but sturdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user's inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts

Maurice got hit in the balls by a savage ape child so now he wears his nut shelf for support.

by jam session September 1, 2009

Nutbar Nuts

Going your absolute craziest you can without being influenced by anything. This is usually something that will only happen a few times in your life. It is one of the greatest feelings there are.

Jenna: Boy, I'm real bored tonight
Leah: Well why don't you go nutbar nuts?
Jenna: That's a good idea
Leah: WOOO!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!
Later
Jenna: This feels FANTASTIC!

by Partyanimalsgoingnutbarnutz August 7, 2010

Nut Faced

when someone gets owned, beaten, embaressed.

he just dunked on yao ming, yea he got nut faced.

by rosaneri May 14, 2011