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Most boyfriends would buy anything they could for their girlfriend.
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Who's that massaging her feet?
Oh, that's her boyfriend
Ohhhh, lucky, I need to get one.
Or
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Or
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by throwdownforwhat? February 23, 2023
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by Shht dont tell 🤫 October 21, 2019
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by Ooby Bob February 27, 2024
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Refrainbow’s relatives: So what do you do for work?
Refrainbow: I am working on a traumatizing webtoon called Boyfriends that fetishizes lbgtq relationships and run a patreon where there is spicy content of the characters without a single jumpscare warning
Relative 1: Why tf are we blood related
Relative 2: You’re a disappointment
Refrainbow: I am working on a traumatizing webtoon called Boyfriends that fetishizes lbgtq relationships and run a patreon where there is spicy content of the characters without a single jumpscare warning
Relative 1: Why tf are we blood related
Relative 2: You’re a disappointment
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