by ParloPenaldo June 8, 2021

A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.
Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.
“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.
“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again
by Lykra Dranks May 27, 2019

girl: i made a hand mold in the hospital with me and my late boyfriend
other person: i’m so sorry for your loss
other person: i’m so sorry for your loss
by anonymous May 7, 2023

August 8th is national send a titty pic to your boyfriend day
You must send a titty pic to your boyfriend on August 8th
You must send a titty pic to your boyfriend on August 8th
Man 1: Hey bro it’s August 8th, did your girlfriend send you a titty pic today?
Man 2: of course she did! It’s national send your boyfriend a titty pic day!
Man 2: of course she did! It’s national send your boyfriend a titty pic day!
by TheEpicMongoose August 8, 2025

Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”
by satans...boyfriend July 1, 2021

by Qwertyquoo June 22, 2022

by k.k.c August 1, 2021
