Polish Cabbage Soup

When oral sex is performed on a Polish cow (or obese woman).

I had two servings of Polish cabbage soup last night.

by Bustin Beaver March 3, 2020

tomato-cream soup

when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.

Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning

by large_erection14 April 14, 2018

chicken bag soup

A tasty delight produced by dipping ones chicken bag into a pot of water. Allow the chicken bag to simmer on medium heat for 15 minutes. Once chicken bag is pinkish, add 1 tsp. of Grey Poupon mustard, a head of brocolli, and a package of Kraft Macaroni + Cheese. Allow chicken bag to simmer along with the remaining ingredients for an additional 23 minutes.

My balls were burning after I used them to prepare chicken bag soup.

by haleyaryan December 7, 2010

Potato leak soup

This is the best soup to ever exist

Person one: you have to try to taste this potato leak soup now
Person two: ok give it here

by The man who has a chin March 2, 2022

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup

A song the Stranger Things cast made to annoy fellow cast members

Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast

Yeah! It's great

Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions

Like sliding down escalators

by finnersz September 26, 2019

apple and pear soup

apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.

recepie:
ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.

"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"

by expelliyarmuss December 23, 2020

Noodle soup fucking

When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup

I forgot the chicken so I’m having noodle soup fucking again. Shit, that’s not right.

by baby face megeee March 20, 2020