Fag Phantom

When your in thought or in task (whatever it may be) and suddenly interupted by a harsh racing thought of a vision or wierd thought about the same sex and YOU KNOW IT IS NOT YOU because you are a Hetrosexual. You blame it on your Fag Phantom.

Yeah I was in deep thought of this one beautiful chick and then a picture of next door Bob was in my head while I was getting my money...Damn that Fag Phantom.

I was kissing my girl last night and my Uncles name popped in my head. Like im gonna think about my Uncle while Im trying to get to third base... That damn Fag Phantom

by I hate that when that happens June 16, 2009

Fag-bagger

A woman with sexual interest in a homosexual man or homosexual men in general.

Girl A: (About Girl C) Can't she tell that guy is gay?
Girl B: Probably, she's a total fag-bagger.

by stooone@live March 22, 2009

fag pocket

1. a word to use that expresses anger or stress.
2. a very fagish person
3. a person you feel like calling because you deeply dislike them.
4. a word you could use just for the hell of it.

1. "FAG POCKET! I lost my condoms!"

2. "Dude, you're such a fag pocket, get the hell out of that guy's asshole."

3. "You're such a fag pocket, stop talking to me."

4. "...Fag pocket..."

by Holleh;; May 30, 2009

jimmy fag

When someone steals your phone charger when you're phone is less than 5%

Hey quit being a jimmy fag my phone is on 1%

by Darkest of the memes July 2, 2017

Straight-fagging

When two heterosexual persons of the same sex, typically male jocks, and typically hammered hug or kiss in a moment of joy or extreme excitement, typically at the end of an important sports event, such as a playoff victory for their favorate team.

Those two were so happy they were straight-fagging after the Edmonton Oilers beat San Jose

by DasUberMarshall November 18, 2007

Fag Nigger

A fag nigger is a nugget that is a faggot and can’t get no head from really bitches because he’s too busy giving it himself. He left his wife after he found out he had a son and told her he’s divorcing her because he’s apparently gay.

Son: Mom where’s daddy?

Mom: He went to the store...
Son: when is he coming qhome?
Mom: I don’t know son.
Son: I wanna see daddy!!! (starts crying)...
Mom: GODDAMN IT SON IF YOU DONT SHUT THE F’” UP ILL SKIN YOUR...
-my brother won’t shut up about dump ass... He keeps talking about dump and ass and shit it’s really annoying... he’s being a fag nigger

by Poohbearisded May 2, 2019

scooter fag

a 12/13 year old boy who lives at the skatepark, acts similar to an eshay and is probably one of “the boys”

Johnny: “I’ve been practicing on my scooter lately.”
Ben: “Scooter fag.”

by mjlowden296 October 18, 2020