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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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Needle Thread

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away.
Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL THROUGH TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023
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NEEDLE THREAD

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away. Typically
Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL PAST TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023
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needle dick

this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.
"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"

"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."
by It's ya boi needle dick December 13, 2023
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NEEDY DIABETES

A guy who uses his diabetes to his advantage.
Thinks his fecies does not stink
by Need it and weep January 10, 2024
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Needle

The worst BFNDI character ever because she's a sensitive cunt
"i fucking despise Needle from Beefy Die"
"Based"
by BFNDIcreator January 24, 2024
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needtoseemyboyfriendeverydayordeathwilloccur

This is a very existent disease girlfriends receive when not having seen their boyfriend at LEAST 3 days in a row.

Life threatening; the only cure is to see your boyfriend everyday.
“ I have needtoseemyboyfriendeverydayordeathwilloccur disease.”
by yourstupid1121 November 8, 2023
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