geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

Sugar Nuts

A "pet name" of an adored or term of endearment for a significant other who has deliciously suckable, irresistible balls.

I use the name "Sugar Nuts" to refer to my Sweet-thang Aaron whose balls I could lick all day.

by bunnycakes November 10, 2010

gruff nuts

The small pieces of feces that get stuck in one's buttocks hair.

"I've got some itchy gruff nuts."

by Fat Burger February 21, 2003

chin-nuts

You got a dick in yo mouth.

That ho's got a hankerin' for some chin nuts.

by Jeff August 24, 2004

get nutted on

when you lose an argument

jose; oh, never mind i was wrong
jack: get nutted on

by oofer-mcmuffin September 20, 2019

nut shelf

a small, but sturdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user's inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts

Maurice got hit in the balls by a savage ape child so now he wears his nut shelf for support.

by jam session September 01, 2009

Nutbar Nuts

Going your absolute craziest you can without being influenced by anything. This is usually something that will only happen a few times in your life. It is one of the greatest feelings there are.

Jenna: Boy, I'm real bored tonight
Leah: Well why don't you go nutbar nuts?
Jenna: That's a good idea
Leah: WOOO!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!
Later
Jenna: This feels FANTASTIC!

by Partyanimalsgoingnutbarnutz August 07, 2010