by Uemm March 5, 2025
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true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.
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by Benjiinthe2020s March 9, 2025
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by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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Girlfriend: Aww thank you! But why
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by Iamnotaswiftie7642 March 11, 2025
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Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
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Omg did you know what special event it is today?
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No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
by TheHimOfHims June 4, 2024
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by Is this used June 8, 2024
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