"Dude,I haven't slept in 3 days I'm hit in the mouth."
"that must have been one crazy ass party you had last night because your apartment is hit in the mouth!"
"that must have been one crazy ass party you had last night because your apartment is hit in the mouth!"
by Hybridbird March 2, 2005
Get the hit in the mouthmug. The evolution of one's chin after giving numerous blowjobs. Resulting in a elongated jaw and hideously large mouth.
Usually on college kids and media teachers.
Usually on college kids and media teachers.
by smackratz. December 1, 2010
Get the Blowjob Mouthmug. by dand May 31, 2006
Get the bloody mouthmug. 1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.
2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?
Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!
Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?
Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!
Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006
Get the Machete Mouthmug. Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.
Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
by Big Sammy Fish Head May 16, 2008
Get the Dick in Mouth mug. by darkskin March 28, 2009
Get the baby mouthmug. Verb- (origin is from a drunk night); 1. The act of consuming an amount of liquid in one action without a break 2. Sexual connotation for the act of fellatio.
1. Ex. I bet you I can finish this 40 oz. in one mouth-visit.
2. Ex. I gave my girlfriend the best orgasm of her life in only one mouth-visit.
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2. Ex. I gave my girlfriend the best orgasm of her life in only one mouth-visit.
chug, head, oral, sip, drink, blowjob, twitter
by Wooden_Match September 20, 2011
Get the mouth-visitmug.