1. 'MM', me, a plain crazy mofo.
2. Ridiculous attempt on a porn site admin.
3. A very open-minded person. Likes to talk about everything. Especially about sexual orientation.
4. Uses to randomly hump clueless lamers. Term used to indicate humping nearly everything.
5. Ugly as hell.
abbreviated = 'MM' (see 'mm')
2. Ridiculous attempt on a porn site admin.
3. A very open-minded person. Likes to talk about everything. Especially about sexual orientation.
4. Uses to randomly hump clueless lamers. Term used to indicate humping nearly everything.
5. Ugly as hell.
abbreviated = 'MM' (see 'mm')
"Stop mefisto-monstering me, you stupid dog!"
A: *humps B*
B: "I'm no Mefisto Monster! Get off of me!"
A: "But you're so ugly, you have to be!"
A: *humps B*
B: "I'm no Mefisto Monster! Get off of me!"
A: "But you're so ugly, you have to be!"
by Mefisto Monster March 31, 2005
my friend johnny and i were drinking at a bon fire when that stupid sand monster started to eat sand becasue he was so wasted
by josh martiniz November 08, 2005
Monster cables are the single best cable on earth. They are not overpriced and make a huge difference on your TV. They are the cure for cancer and they also ended nick lachey and jessica simpsons relationship.
by BRIANHANSEN May 24, 2006
when one eats cookies, then laughs so hard, that the cookie actually comes out their nose..and then later drinks a monster and laughs again, and the monster shoots out of their nose.
by pacoskts April 07, 2009
3 foot green lexan water bong with a slide bowl (rip ~ 2001)
occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life
challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often
also see: Malice Green Monster
occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life
challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often
also see: Malice Green Monster
"Green Monster?"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"
by GAR February 05, 2004
Nickname of the coolest serial killer to ever walk this earth, Jeffry Dahmer, as he was born in and killed his victims in Milaukee
by Metal Biatch May 01, 2007
A mildly attractive and insecure male or female who aggressively sucks penis in order to maintain sexual and social relationships. Hose monsters suck dick because they feel as if they have to, and becoming a hose monster is typically a result of sexual abuse during adolescence.
Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR
Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR
Hey man, do you remember your old girl from college? She wasn't that great looking, but couldn't get enough semen! Sure is nice to have a hose monster around every now and then. Once, that hose monster sucked me off 3 times in the same day dude. Shit bro, sorry I never told you.....
by Richard Hatless June 13, 2008