Meat puppet

It’s another word for your DICK

I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

Meat Helicopter

A failed helicopter drawing. It easy to draw a helicopter that looks like a meat helicopter when you first draw one. It is very strong and has a mind of its own.

Person 1: Wow look I drew a helicopter
Person 2: Damn, that looks more like a meat helicopter…
Person 1: UGH NOT AGAIN!

by eddiesgarden November 26, 2022

meat prop

An actor (a stage prop made of meat). This relegates an actor to the same level of importance as a prop or any other object on stage.

Please make sure the meat props are there for cue-to-cue rehearsal this Sunday.

by DionysiaThespia September 6, 2009

Monica's Meat

That fateful day in 1995..... when Bill Clinton was at his desk in the oval office. You know what happens next.

Monica's Meat: It's Monicin' time

by Rionox February 23, 2023

Meat Toothbrush

A penis.

I stuck my meat toothbrush in her mouth

by JB371PEQUANNOCK July 1, 2009

meat truck

An ambulance.
Probably used most often if you know they aren't going to make it.
Or if you're a grim person.

"call for a meat truck, he's dead"
"get a meat truck, he's hurt bad"

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill March 24, 2019

Ghost meat

When you hook up with a guy but don't want to remember it

Did you get any ass last night?

Ya but don't tell anyone... Ghost meat, ya know?

by Hillin January 1, 2017