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the girl if my dreams. she was standing in front of me with a white button up half unbuttoned and lace panties. she had legs and tits for days. she was getting ready for a date with her bf and i was so so jealous. she turned and looked at me and i couldn’t help myself. i walked up to her, grabbed her waist, and kissed her. she kissed me back and i started undoing the rest if her buttons. i looked at her and saw her nipples poking through her lacy black bra that matched her sexy panties. i lightly caressed her massive tits and unhooked her bra, revealing them in full glory. i fondled them as i kissed her then started sucking them. then i leaned back and stripped for her as she started rubbing her clit over her panties and stared at me. then i went back to her and ate her pussy. i started licking and she moaned and whispered “yes baby keep going. make me cum. yes baby my god.” i licked, kissed, and nibbled while playing with her boobs. i looked up and she gave me crazy fuck me eyes. then she twerked on my face and tasted all her juices. after i finished she returned the favor. then we sixty-nined and she moaned my name all night. “OH FUCK YES THATS SO GOOD YES BABY!” then we scissored. she grinded her pussies together so good that she squirted on my leg. needless to say: her bf got dumped that night and we make love everynight now.
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Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?
Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?
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