Humping her leg

To hit on someone sexually, either aggressively or persistently, but not violently.
Variations include "humping the leg", "hump her leg"

She knew that if she wore that little black dress to the bar, she’d have guys humping her leg all night long.

by sef6 December 1, 2011

Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.

When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

Daddy long legs

In which a long legged person with the fartherly feature is found. This certain being has long luscious legs with the face of a daddy. With the presence of daddy material

“Have you found daddy long legs Kim?
“No I haven’t found myself a daddy long legs”

by Lenomery March 8, 2018

Boneless Leg Syndrome

The condition experienced by a female after extreme sex causing her legs to respond as if the have no bones or were made of jello. This usually requires being plastered motionless on whatever object or surface the deed was administered. This syndrome often includes a deep mindless gaze at an imaginary object 30 miles away. These symptoms have been known to last for days after exposure to the magic stick.

"Hey girl whats that bruise on your face? Did Jay pimp slap you for saying some stupid shit?" reply "No, he fucked the dog shit out of me last night and gave me Boneless Leg Syndrome. My stupid whore ass tried to stand up and busted my face on the dresser!"

by Electric Juston May 6, 2010

Death on two legs

A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".

It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.

"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"

Brian: What's your favorite Queen song?
Roger: Definitely Death on two legs

by JoshTomar February 24, 2022

5 legged stallion

An instance where a horses sausage is so long that at first, the horse appeares to have 5 legs

Jockey 1: Have you seen Tesco?

Jockey 2: Yes, that one is a right 5 legged stallion

by Arichards3030 June 12, 2018

michael jay legs

Legs that are extremeley long, skinny, hairy, and pale white.

Gary has Michael jay legs

by Gary Thorne December 21, 2013