An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
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Friend 1: Yo bro last night was a movie
Friend 2: AYOOOO!
Friend 1. No kelly bro
Friend 2: You should've started with that
Friend 2: AYOOOO!
Friend 1. No kelly bro
Friend 2: You should've started with that
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Derives from the actions of singer & songwriter R. Kelly, who was convicted of racketeering and the sexual abuse of minors. One of R. Kelly's most infamous cases of abuse included him urinating on an underaged girl.
Derives from the actions of singer & songwriter R. Kelly, who was convicted of racketeering and the sexual abuse of minors. One of R. Kelly's most infamous cases of abuse included him urinating on an underaged girl.
by bamcats December 5, 2024
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P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!
by Tk lover December 6, 2024
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Aidan - "Is that a third nipple on your belly button? I have one too!"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
by nautisavage December 18, 2024
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Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
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Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
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