just jerk January

on just jerk January men can only masturbate. you can not sex or get blowjob.
Also on just jerk January you can fix your failure on no nut November

on just jerk January your hand will be your best friend

by mr. sexi November 2, 2019

jerk job january

After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.

I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh

*61 splats occur simultaneously*

by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018

Juicy Jizz January

In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.

1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day

Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.

by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017

Just Jizz January

Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.

Aye man, you know about Just Jizz January?

Yeah but i got punished for jizzing on my cat.

by octnee January 6, 2021

Born in January 16

The most mature and cute people were born on this day

Wow you were born in January 16?! Your awesome!!

by Karli the 3rd June 20, 2021

January 6

A common whataboutism that the left uses when they lose an argument

Conservative: Gas prices went up when biden got into office
Liberal: BuT YoU dId JaNUArY 6
Conservative: Not as violent as your daily BLM riots that had countless murders

by dankm3m3rzz July 8, 2022

6 january

National Furries Day!

rahaf: Hey it’s 6 january let’s get new fursuits!

by big000t January 24, 2022